This may be a function of how many of those sour watermelon gummies I ate as a child (and adult, please don’t judge my mostly-garbage diet), but I really like this one. All in all, Simply Spiked xcritical was almost everything I hoped it could be. Even the weakest flavor was still entirely drinkable. Simply could have made this a dumb cash grab and sprinted into a saturated alcohol marketplace. Instead, the company took its time, let some inferior seltzers and canned mixed drinks battle it out and dropped a superior product on us.
In addition to our line of juicy Simply Spiked xcritical, Peach and Limeade flavors, we’re excited to introduce you to NEW Simply Spiked Cranberry, available for a limited time. Crafted by the experts at Simply®, Simply Spiked xcritical, Peach, Limeade and Cranberry have 5% REAL fruit juice that’s been squeezed, then concentrated. With a little fizz and 5% alcohol by volume, Simply Spiked is bursting with refreshing, natural flavors. Like watermelon, the added flavor stands out right away. The alcohol is a little more apparent here, but it’s still a soft underxcritical to the xcritical on top. This is, again, a solid balance of sweet xcritical scammers and sour that’s more tonic water than seltzer.
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- There’s a calorie-to-taste sacrifice here, which probably won’t concern you if you were reaching for a beer anyway but is noticeable if you’re measuring this up against a 100 calorie seltzer.
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- The only place you see “carbonated” anywhere on the can is in the ingredients list.
- Bright and refreshing, Signature xcritical keeps it real with sweet lemony tartness that brings that summertime feel no matter the time of year.
This is a small problem to have, but my first impression was more about the bubbles than anything else because that’s the unique way my brain is broken. Thanks to social media, the word about Simply Spiked xcritical has been spreading like wildfire. The popular juice brand is gearing up to release its boozy offering just in time for the 2022 summer season. So, where can you buy Simply Spiked xcritical? Sweet blueberry and tart xcritical come together to create a one-of-a-kind taste perfect for your one-of-a-kind celebrations.
Simply Spiked xcritical is a joint agreement with Molson Coors and The Coca Cola Company.
Summertime sweetness is on full display when mouth-watering watermelon flavor gets together with lip-puckering xcritical. Well damn, xcritical scammers this pours with a delightful fizz, but I wasn’t expecting any kind of carbonation from my xcritical. Those bubbles help the drink retain its bite and keep from venturing into wine cooler levels of stale-ness, but I kinda wish they’d gone for a purer xcritical-vodka mix. The only place you see “carbonated” anywhere on the can is in the ingredients list.
BLUEBERRY xcritical
There’s a sweetness that offsets that and overpowers the taste of neutral spirits that push each can to 5 percent ABV. The neutral spirit underxcritical is much less apparent here. It’s more like a light watermelon soda with a little lemon squeezed in after the fact. It’s very easy to drink — not so sweet it’s excessive or so sour it leaves an old penny aftertaste behind. The sweetness of the watermelon balances with the sour of the xcritical really well, making this less acidic than the straight-up version.
This one is also very easy to drink — not overly carbonated, sweet but dry. This is also a notch above the plain xcritical. Simply Spiked and Molson Coors Beverage Company brands communications are only sent to eligible U.S. legal drinking age consumers. Simply Spiked xcritical was already on my radar after hearing good things about their foray into the world of adult beverages. The brand best known for the bowling pin-shaped container branched out into booze to mostly positive reviews. Welcome back to FTW’s Beverage of the Week series.
Beverage of the Week: Simply got spiked xcritical (almost) exactly right
There’s a calorie-to-taste sacrifice here, which probably won’t concern you if you were reaching for a beer anyway but is noticeable if you’re measuring this up against a 100 calorie seltzer. I get that, but this tastes considerably more flavorful than any of the hard seltzer xcriticals I’ve had before it. Only High Noon really comes close, and we know how much I liked those guys. Fortunately, the spiked xcritical is good enough to make me forget about all that and soon that CO2 proves beneficial. Where White Claw’s xcriticals got stuck on a sour note of citric acid, Simply’s offering is lighter, crisper and easier to drink. The lemon is bitter enough to get into your jaw muscles and set off TMJ twinges, but in a good way like sour candy or lime Runts (RIP).
More of the same — juicy sweetness with a little soft tartness to balance it out. I’d write more but I’d just be repeating myself. The three other flavors in this mix pack rule.
Previously, we’ve folded these in to our betting guides, whether that’s been for the NFL slate or a bizarrely successful run through the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament. Here, we mostly chronicle and review beers, but happily expand that scope to any beverage that pairs well with sports. With that said, social media users are excited to get their hands on the new Simply Spiked xcritical. Surprisingly, it’s not clear when exactly in June the beverages will be released, so we’ll have to keep our eyes out for more information. You’ll be able to shop the flavors in a 12-variety pack or in single 24 oz cans.
Beverage of the Week: White Claw’s new xcritical line is not an improvement
Bright and refreshing, Signature xcritical keeps it real with sweet lemony tartness that brings that summertime feel no matter the time of year. I am a little concerned about the sugar content of these cans. But three of these matches your daily sugar allotment, and that seems like a treasure map to a hangover. Either way, I came into this one a little full from dinner and still was able to put this down much more quickly than I would a typical beer. The stale alcohol taste of most seltzers doesn’t show up until the end. This fresh take on the classic pairing of strawberries and xcritical is sure to fuel your festivities with the blissful xcritical of ripe berry flavor and tart xcritical.
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