14 Genuinely Brilliant Occasions We Saw An Actress’s Boobs [NSFW] | Autostraddle

In the other day’s
Oscar broadcast
, Seth McFarlane executed a monumentally distressful “We watched the Boobs” montage which completely tore apart every thing we as women keep precious about breasts. His
introduction of rape scenes, post-sexual-assault doctor visits and stolen personal photos as triumphant minutes into the Showing of Boobs
was actually a despicable example of the pervasiveness of rape tradition together with perpetual general public ignorance from it. That has been severely banged upwards.

We feel just like this will be a great second to recover the Showing of Boobs. As queer females, we think uniquely skilled to execute this task. See, no one on the internet understands what they’re discussing w/r/t breasts. Fast google pursuit of “best topless scenes” arrive predictable databases delighting over scenes developed particularly to titilate direct males (one listing of “best topless scenes” integrated

Schindler’s List,

as much as possible believe it) and screaming in agony over scenes that don’t squeeze into the list-makers slim definition of beauty, such as views by which females older than 50 challenge to bare. We wished to celebrate really kickass, empowering or super-sexy topless moments, with an inevitable prejudice towards the queer scenes.

An email in the nudity in this article:

Because we now have this fantasy men and women giving us money to market situations on our site, we often follow a “no-nudity” rule on every thing, but frankly placing little cartoon minds over everybody’s nipples because of this post began to feel ridiculous and sex-negative because like, just who says nipples need to be censored? THE PATRIARCHY? In a post about showing tits, we shouldn’t end up being

censoring

boobies. Anyway, we are nonetheless sustaining the dream of getting marketers one-day, which means this will probs function as sole time we explain to you any nip. I’m not sure it happened. Eat it, laides, lick it.

Prior to now, we’ve got commemorated
ten films we viewed for the quick nudity
. Today we enjoy something similar. You can easily share your preferred topless circumstances in opinions!

14 Great Times In Boobery

Following the launch of her very first element movie,

The Watermelon Woman

, lesbian director/actress/writer told

The Supporter

that “it doesn’t bother us to be naked on-camera. I’m buck naked in every my films as well.” This is the spirit! In addition, she plays a lesbian video singer determined to discover more regarding the black stars dismissed by Hollywood history, so there’s practically nothing maybe not awesome about this situation.

2. Angelina Jolie in

Gia

One-day in the future, lesbian historians can look straight back on this minute among our very own early precise representations of how crap decreases between lesbian lovers — you are sure that, like when the lady attempts to sneak in the day to return to the woman boyfriend following someone’s inside the hallway due to their top off! There are lots of wonderful minutes for Angelina Jolie’s boobs within this great movie, which made a lot of of us gay.

This slapsticky scene has made the means onto quite a few “worst topless scenes” databases, thus cementing the addition here. HOW DARE A 57-YEAR-OLD LADY SHOW US HER BREASTS? Because she’s drilling amazing, that is why.

4. Jenny Shimizu, Angelina Jolie and Heddy Burress in

Foxfire

The tat scene could be the epitome of some thing I thought I would personally never ever have: lots of ladies, toplessness, tattoos, becoming risky. Want it scared the fuck of me and made me very sad for my personal boring existence, but I cherished it obvs. today VIEW me. Tattoos, breasts, friends in weird metropolises.

5. Mia Kirshner in the beginning credit of

The L Term

Goddess bless Mia Kirshner along with her great boobs, which for factors unbeknownst to united states but also for which we’re eternally grateful, showed up inside beginning credits fully nude every week. She normally had gotten nude into the genuine event as well, that was a good bonus.

6. Sahara Knite w/Esme Bianco,

Game Regarding Thrones

Quite often on

Game of Thrones

, men and women are cutting each other’s heads down with blades! But sometimes discover 4-minute lesbian gender views, along these lines any starring Indian actress Sahara Knite, great britain’s only Muslim porn celebrity! What about that for a cameo?

When you look at the 90’s/early 00’s we were more or less willing to view something that claimed are both “indie” and with regards to “coming of age.” And it also obtained a bunch of gay movie festival awards because Sara Rue’s bestie within the motion picture is actually homosexual. They may be both goths which flee Sandusky in search of Stevie Nicks. Oh as well as, breasts.

8. Lynn Chen and Michelle Krusiec in

Saving Face

This film,
one of the better lesbian films at this moment
, has the quintessential tender and beautiful gender world between their titular characters.

Josephine Baker’s breasts are very popular, and although the recollections for this 1991 HBO film are dim, so we’re pretty sure it neglected to effectively convey Josephine Baker’s bravery, tenacity and *COUGH* queerness, nevertheless, it really is Lynn Whitfield as Josephine Baker, you understand? Indeed, Whitfield snagged a NAACP Image Award, a Golden Globe nomination and an Emmy nomination for her portrayal of Josephine Baker inside flick.

10. Lena Dunham in

Ladies

Absolutely a lot to obtain tricky in

Women

, but Lena Dunham’s constant nudity isn’t really one among these. Do you really recall the second whenever you discovered this is initially you’d viewed somebody with an im”perfectly” proportioned body having sex on tv? She actually is entirely comfy in her very own epidermis along with her lovers tend to be, as well, therefore the undeniable fact that once the writer/director, she’s doing it all on the own terms and conditions, causes it to be especially amazing.

11. Kristen Stewart in

On the way

There isn’t actually seen this film yet, but positively planned to, and then definitely intend to.

12. Salma Hayek and Karine Plantadit-Bageot in

Frida

Salma Hayek’s always been a self-confident exhibitor of the woman fantastic rack, along with her change as bisexual musician Frida Kahlo ended up being no exception. We are particularly fond of the really love world between Frida and Josephine Baker, played by Alvin Ailey dancer and Broadway actress Karine Plantadit-Bageot. And so I imagine we had gotten Josephine Baker in this top two techniques, as we say. Fun reality: Julie Taymor, who directed Frida, in addition directed Plantadit-Bageot in

The Lion King

on Broadway!

13. Mary Louise Parker in

Weeds

Mary Louise Parker 4ever.

14. Erin Daniels, Leisha Hailey, Alexandra Hedison, Rachel Shelley, Lauren Holloman, Mia Kirshner, Rose Rollins, Barbara Kottmeier, Karina Lombard, Katherine Moennig, Anne Ramsay, Sarah Shahi, Lauren Lee Smith, Lynda Boyd, Kate French, Angela Gots, Gina Holden, Sandrine Holt, Shay Kingston, Kristanna Loken, Alberta Mayne, Mei Melancon, Sarah Shahi, Audra Ricketts and Alicia Leigh Willis on

The L Word

Hey hunt, we connect: each time we see a hot lesbian, we too wanna simply take all of our shirts off, also.